FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK

My Best Friend from Poland smells like Indian food.

Well Pavo, story? Tbh you’re a spa and I don’t even like you I just use you for the Indian food, Masala House boyo ;) Love waking up to the cute text messages, and you say you’re hard, you’re a little soft thing really though.. you always give me a batein when i go on deliveries with you cos i always tryy eat the food, haha, sure i’ma dust bin babey ;)

You always give out to the boys when they say i’m shite at football, but i’m fuckin deadly at it amn’t i? ;) Always ring you at 2 o clock in the morning sayin “howaya boss” and you’re like omfg go away you dirty little tramp :(

Will ya go in and buy me a packet of fizzy strawberries, cos i’m underage :/ haha, we shouldn’t be aloud associate with other human beings, omg haha,

anyways this is getting long, byee baby boy, love you :* xox

Black Sheep

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”

The professor replied, “No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion.”

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, “Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.”

Black Sheep

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”

The professor replied, “No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion.”

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, “Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.”

Rawr :3 <3 ?

Anonymous

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